Jj: Joke Insurance

September 1, 2009 Urban Word of the Day

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

FG: Finger Gun

finger guns

A way for creepy people with porn mustaches to say hello or "I understand". Hold your fingers in the shape of guns (use both hands for maximum effect) and point at someone who just arrived. Bend thumbs to simulate shooting your finger guns and make a clicking sound with your mouth. May be accompanied with a wink in extreme cases.

That dude that looks like he just fell out of the 70's just offered me a piece of candy and then winked and gave me finger guns. I said no.

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Aa: Aisle Salmon

Noun:
Someone who moves in the opposite direction of everyone else using the aisle. While they can be spotted in any type of aisle, they are frequently seen on airlines during loading and deplaning.

Did you see the aisle salmon trying to work his way back five rows to get a roller bag out of the overhead while everyone was trying to get off the plane?

Rr: Rescue Chip

A rescue chip is the chip you use to fish the bits of the first one that broke apart in the dip.

My tortilla chip busted when I tried to load it with extra salsa so I gotta get a rescue chip to recover the pieces.

Ee: End-Run

end run

n.

1. Football A play in which the ball carrier attempts to run around one end of the defensive line.

2. Informal A maneuver in which impediments are bypassed, often by deceit or trickery: made an end run around the departmental finance officer in order to increase the budget.

For Bush, setting up a religious-related office in the White House and end-running the overall ban on funneling federal money to religious organizations may have several purposes.

Mr. President, Remember Church-State Separation! by Thomas, Helen / Church & State

Pp: Problem Saturation

A process by which Mainstream Media addresses an issue incessantly, building up to a sense of pending doom. Of course, the problem, while worrisome, does not pose the grave threat they would like you to believe. Finally, MSM abandons coverage of the problem completely, moving on to another problem.

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"Honey, why don't we hear any news about the drug cartels anymore?"

"That was last month's problem saturation, dear."

Gg: Godsmacked

Godsmack is a hard rock/metal/whatever band. They're pretty much awesome.

God Smack is a name of an Alice In Chains song. The band did NOT take their name from AIC. They're an influence, but no, Godsmack is not named after the song.

You wanna know what Godsmack really means? Basically Karma. Sully Erna, the vocalist, came up with it when he was making fun of Tommy Stewart (former drummer, played on the self-titled debut and Awake) who had a cold sore on his lip. Later, Sully had a cold sore on HIS lip. He said it was a "godsmack."

Before that, they were called The Scam.
person1- godsmack is whacked, who do they think they are ripping off Alice in Chains

Ll - LMAO Two Step

A slightly derogatory, humourous name for metalcore, particularly simple metalcore with too many 1 open chord breakdowns.

LMAO is an obvious reference to the internet acronym for Laughing My Ass Off and 2-step is both a dance seen at hardcore shows (which looks like an un-co version of skanking) and the section of a hardcore song which encourages such dancing. Putting the two words together implies that 2-step is laughable.

Ll - LMAO

Laughing My Ass Off

Gg: Gnaw the Wing

Gnawing the Wing:
From Esquire February 2009:
vb. 1. To denude a chicken wing with your teeth. 2. To enthusiastically engage in a mundane activity to a point just beyond normal involvement. Used in a sentence: "The presentation was going fin until you started gnawing the wing."

Ss: Swagger Jack (ers) Beware

To steal; to copy; to use as one's own; to imitate
Stop swagger jackin' my nifty ideas!
steal, copycat, copy, imitate, commandeer